Who's your Disney Prince?

The focus of this post is intended to help you discover your Disney Prince. Which is your favorite? Which do you secretly wish your hubby would morph into?

PRINCE #1

Prince Charming I? Probably the closest thing to a closet-gay that Disney has produced, Prince Charming the First wooed Snow White with his "One Song." I'm guessing he enjoys musical theater and probably owns a Cher CD. I give him props for still finding Snow White attractive even though she's dressed like a hobo and has dish-pan hands. He even goes so far as to kiss her glass coffin-encased, cold, dead lips. This guy is really trying to prove he's straight. If you crushed on Lance Bass from N*SYNC, Prince Charming I is probably your guy.

PRINCE #2

Next up is Prince Charming II of Cinderella fame. A metro-sexual to the core, Charming is both sharply dressed and sensitive. He recognizes a good piece of footwear when he sees it. A master at delegating, this prince assigns the dirty work to his less-royal underlings. Judging from the well-pomaded hair and white gloves, he likes things neat and orderly and probably does the housework himself to keep things in their proper place. A perfect match for an overworked Cinderella. If you like accountants, Prince Charming II is your guy.


PRINCE #3

Then we have Prince Phillip. The quarterback to Aurora's cheerleader, Prince Phillip is arguably the jock of the group. He's not afraid to take on a fire-breathing dragon in order to get to first base with Sleeping Beauty. A true sentimental , Phillip insists on marrying for love not money (ie: King Stephan's well-financed mystery daughter). Lucky for him he doesn't have to make that choice. The fact that he doesn't mind getting help and directions from three little old ladies puts him in my top two. If you like sporty guys, Phillip is for you.


PRINCE #4
Now for my personal favorite, Prince Eric. Who can resist those baby blues? And don't forget, he first loved Ariel for her voice -- not because she spends half of the movie in a state of partial nudity. Prince Eric is easy going and enjoys a good laugh. He probably shops at The North Face and goes hiking on the weekends. He's also quick to defend his girl against enemy mutant sea life. Plus he's just so darn cute! If you like the outdoorsy type, Eric's your man.


PRINCE #5
Post-Beast Prince. If you look past the French nose and sudden voice change ... and by the way, why did they change his voice? He'd be a lot more attractive if he kept the deep bass tone to compliment the superior bod he's got going on. One problem with Post-Beast Prince is the hair -- the Fabio look is so early 90's. And I'm guessing he has his own line of styling products. All easily overlooked when you get a gander at the real estate. If you don't care that his closet is bigger than yours, Post-Beast Prince is for you.


PRINCE #6
Okay, so technically Aladdin is not a prince, but he spends half of the movie pretending to be one and then he marries a princess. That counts in my book. And who can resist a bad-boy that's been on the wrong side of the law? This guy's got a sweet ride and personality coming out his pecs. I'm even willing to overlook the mullet and gold-digging tendencies! If you're looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet (literally), Aladdin's your man.

So, who's your fav? Which stud muffin do you wish would jump off the celluloid page and introduce you to happily ever after?

Too bad most of us end up with someone who has the personality of:


with the sense of style and personal hygiene of:


coupled with the bodily functions of:


So life is not a Disney movie. Who knew?