Pain and Suffering

If you've ever wondered what the Bible meant by "weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth," just put your five year old daughter in timeout.

CARALIE: "WAAAAAAA!!!!!"

WARDON: "That's right! Maybe next time you'll listen to me!"

CARALIE: "Let me outta here!!!!"

WARDON: "You have five minutes."

CARALIE: "This is no fun!!!!"

WARDON: "I should hope not."

A few minutes pass with indiscernible threats and more crying.

CARALIE: "Mommy, let me out of here!"

WARDON: "You're up for parole in one minute."

CARALIE: "I hate you."

WARDON: "Make that three minutes."

CARALIE: "WAAAAAA!!!!"

And so on and so forth.