What I Woke Up To

If you look really closely, you will see that there is something in the bag that does not belong:


Yep, you guessed it. A spoon.


I'd like to say this is the first time she's done it, but I would be lying.

Her reasoning?

"The spoon makes it so my germs don't get on the cheese!"

Right.

And, no, I will not be using this cheese ever again.